Boy: *hands me diamond ring* will you marry me
Me: *puts diamond ring on* na
when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie
i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!
or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?
thats so rude
u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny
three things i’ll say in awkward situations:
There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.